Back to 3 again

It has got really boring round here now - I have to make all my own fun. Maggie went off with a nice family and we haven't had any new visitors. Noone will be moving in for along time because mum and all will be off on holiday and they don't want to leave me in charge of the new dog while they are away. I could do it all for grandma but noone listens to me. I am pleased that Muffy is happy now though and we do have a bit of a play sometimes.
Been spending a lot of time in the garden recently - don't know what mum and dad are up to - can't see the fun in pulling plants up. Will be glad there are less of those poky and stingy things though. Mostly in this heat I have been sleeping. I got a bit red on my bald bits and mum tried to attack me with a tube of aloe vera so I ran away and hid! Torturing your pet is illegal, you know. Now I keep an eye out for any tubes of cream. Mum says it is probably a reaction to the grass becasue it is onmy tummy a bit too and I do not roach in the garden - very undignified, mentioning no names Ollie.
Milly